Pure Shenanigans

• Cati: Hey. I love you.
• Me: Hey. I love you too.
• Cati: How come you ain't up in MN visiting me right now?
• Me: Because, well, life sucks and that's not an option anymore. But hopefully soon. Or I'll go insane.
• Cati: You can have all the coins in my coin jar. I think it's about $2.70 or so if that helps at all.
• Me: It's a start! :D
• Cati: I'll see if I can find anymore quarters... -slides under bed-
• Me: Be careful!! You have a booty. Have you forgotten this?
• Cati: I don't have a booty, I just have boobies. JULIAN has a booty.
• Me: Ha, that's right. Oh Julian. I still owe you lunch/dinner btw!
• Cati: Hahaha well you know I had forgotten about that... so it's your own fault that you still owe me because NOW I REMEMBER. Sorry for the caps, me and my mom are Facebook yelling...
• Me: Well who could blame me for wanting to have dinner with a fine ass lady like yoself? ;) I'm so used to you and your mother Facebook yelling, I didn't even notice the caps!
• Cati: Hahahahaha. Yeah we do it a lot... And um I could go for dinner right now I think let's go.
• Me: And that's why I love you guys, it's pure entertainment. Oh my gosh me too. Um would it be ok if I put some pants on first though? Turns out the general public doesn't like it when you go clothes shopping WITHOUT clothes to begin with... Obviously that's why I'm shopping. Durr.
• Cati: Well we aren't clothes shopping, we're just getting dinner, so it's fine. I won't put a shirt on, so if we were combined we'd either be an almost-naked person or we'd be clothed!
• Me: You're absolutely right! Oh whatever would I do with my naked half if I didn't have you.
• Cati: Probably only get to be half-naked all the time, AND be the only one in the jail cell for indecent exposure. :)
• Me: I'll share a jail cell with you any day, Cati. Any freakin day.
• Cati: Well thank goodness because just the other day...
• Me: ‎... *face palm*
• Cati: HAH!
• Me: Too soon, dude, too soon.
• Cati: ‎:D
• Me: I'm thinkin about doing somethin stupid right now just so I can be in a jail cell with your face.
• Cati: The plan is working... All is going smoothly...
• Cati: I should go to bed what is wrong with us
• Me: Muahahaha!
• Me: It's only 1:34am here. :)
• Cati: You guys are that far behind? I was thinking only an hour. WELL I HAVE THINGS TO DO TOMORROW AND IT'S 3:37 HERE
• Me: Yeah AZ is always the same time. WELL I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING BUT I DON'T CARE SO YOU CAN JUST SHUSH YOUR MOUTH MISS FACE PERSON. YEAH.

This guy makes my heart warm. Every song he covers is phenomenal.